The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Old Town Beaconsfield Buckinghamshire

 This hotel is absolutely bonkers, fabulous but bonkers! With an interior that might be even too much for Liberace,  it's a place of luxury and decadence. It's no surprise therefore that the wine glasses are an undeniable 10!

Unfortunately I didn't feel that welcome here. Particularly as the bar staff tried to turn me away saying 'the bar was only open to residents.' Presumably I didn't look posh enough to be a resident. It felt a bit like that famous scene from Pretty Woman... because of this I was too scared to ask where the toilets were in the bar, therefore can only contrast the wine glasses with the toilets in my room. YES I WAS A RESIDENT! As you can see (or not), the toilets are extremely luxurious, but maybe a little too dark.... which might prove tricky for a mans aim when he's had a drink.... although the bar staff were a bit snotty, I still like it here and give the toilets a 9..... a score largely helped by the fact the toiletries are Molton Brown!!!

Also, just to give you the heads up.... if you're planning a romantic weekend here there's just a curtain separating your modesty from the main room. It's a fabulous curtain, but still just a curtain just the same. I'd suggest considering that if you're not quite at the 'sharing' stage.